How do you say????

I ordered a great French learning book off of Amazon a couple of days ago.
I took French in High School, but my teacher, God Bless her, she wasn't the best.
She had an active student in class always disrupting (active is being kind) and she didn't know how to deal with her.
This girl is a COMPLETELY different story in it's own, that I would like to forget to tell you the truth.
But, anyway, I want to learn the language better, because I just want to.
Ancestral callings maybe? Maybe.
I mean, why am I so passionate about the Art industry?
Why do I love tennis, so passionately?
Why do I love to cook, bike, sing, dance???
I also want to be able to say things in French like, "I am such an idiot", I think it would sound so much more passionate saying it in French, have more "umf", or something.
I think it would also be fun while driving, like, "Dude! Could you at least go the speed limit, please?"
Or just talking to myself, which I sometimes do, mutterings.
I don't know if this is just a phase, but I have want.
So, there ya go.
Italian would be fun as well, very animated. Lots of body language.
Aye me.